Monday, May 16, 2016

His Talent

A salesman came home and told his wife, "Sorry honey, I just lost 500 dollars to a customer."

She exclaimed, "That's terrible! What the hell happened!?"

He explained, "He told me that he's gifted, he could sing almost every song that has ever existed. And I didn't believe him."

She said, "Me neither!"

He continues, "So he bet me 500 dollars that he could sing a genuine song with a lady's name of my choice in it. So I said Joanna Moss, your name."

"Then?" she asked.

"Then he sang: 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Joanna Moss...'."