Tuesday, May 31, 2016

A wise man once said...

Men want to be a woman's first love.
Women like to be a man's last romance.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

I don't need to dye my hair, I bleach my face.

Insanity is hereditary. Parents get it from their kids.

All good things must come to an end... but I just want to know when they start!

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.