A girl comes to a gynecologist.
She undresses and sits down with legs wide apart.
The doctor says, "Up."
The girl lifts her legs up.
She lifts her legs even higher.
"Doc, I can't lift them any higher..."
"This is the neurologist's office, the gynecologist's is up on the second floor!"
A woman is at the dentist, half of her mouth is numb due to anesthesia.
The dentist is intensively working and suddenly the woman's cell phone starts ringing. Ignoring it three times, the dentist finally answers the phone, "What's up?"
"What's up? You are..."
"Who are you?" asks the dentist.
"I'm her husband!"
"Listen, pal," says the dentist, "I'm about to finish, she will spit it out and will call you back!!"