Sunday, February 12, 2012

Oh well...


A man called the bank and said, "My check was returned with a remark - 'Insufficient Funds'..."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but sir..."

The man interrupted, "Oh well, it refers to mine or the bank's 


A doctor was advising a couple after he performed a minor surgery on the wife. 

"It will take you 7 days to heal, so no sex for a week."

"Honey, did you hear that?" the wife tried to make fun of her husband.

"Oh well," her husband said, "but he was talking to you."


Two men bump into each other at the corner of the street.

"Hey George, good morning!"

"Good morning, Bill!"

"How's the wife?"

"Just fine, Bill. Oh well, how's mine?"


A man and his wife are having an argument.

Finally, he says, "Okay, let's make a deal! To end this argument, you admit that I am right and I will admit that I am wrong."

His wife agrees, and asks him to go first.

So he says, "I'm sorry, I'm wrong."

She shouts happily, "Oh well, you're right!"