Monday, July 4, 2011

Long, long time ago...

1

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. 

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. 

"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. 

Immediately, Joseph said, "Mary, write that down."


2

God created Adam, and soon Adam was complaining that he was all alone in the Garden of Eden.
   
One day, God said, "Okay, I'll make you a companion. A pretty creature who'll cook and clean for you. It will be able to converse intelligently on any subject, and never ever complain or argue."
   
Adam was very happy, "Yeah! Cool!"
   
God continued, "The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg."
   
Adam replied, "That's costly! Okay, what can I get for a rib?"