Monday, July 11, 2011

Clueless

1

A man stumbled into a deep well and plummeted 50 feet before he could grasp a spindly root to stop the fall.

His grip grew weaker and weaker, he cried out, "Is there anybody up there?"

All of a sudden, the clouds separated and a beam of bright light shone down on him. A deep voice thundered, "I, the Lord, am here. Let go of the root, and I will save you."

The man thought for a while and then yelled, "Is there anybody else up there?"


2

A man was walking through the desert and became terribly thirsty. 

Suddenly, he saw an oasis!

Unfortunately, a dragon was guarding the spring. 

The man gathered all his forces and courage, he needed to take the dragon down before he could get to the spring.

Suddenly, the dragon yelled, "What are you doing!?"

"I just... want to drink some water." 

"Fine, drink! Nobody stops you! Why do you want to fight!?"


3

An old businessman reads about Einstein's theory of relativity in the newspaper.

He then asks his scientist grandson to explain it to him.

"Well, grandpa, Einstein's theory is sort of like this: If you're putting your hand into a pot of boiling water, a minute seems like an hour. But if you're sitting with a beautiful woman on your lap, an hour seems like a minute."

The old man exclaims, "And from this he makes a living!!?"


4

This dog, is dog, a dog, smart dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!


Can't figure out anything? Okay, now read again without the word 'dog'.