Sunday, June 12, 2011

A wise man once said...

The one thing that money can't buy is poverty.

Man has his will, but woman has her way.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

It is easy to have fun while you're making money.
The challenge is to make money while you are having fun.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.