Sunday, May 8, 2011

A wise man once said...

If you're lucky, you won't believe in luck.

A mystic is also someone who wants to understand the universe, but is too lazy to study physics.

I was so poor, I ate cereal with chopsticks to save milk.

I always study in front of mirrors. I prefer group study.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.