Saturday, May 21, 2011

Sex

1

Men often say "I love you" to women, before they have sex with them.

What does it mean? I mean, what does "I love you" mean, in this matter?

I am 
Looking
Out for
Vaginal
Entry
You must take
Off your
Underwear


2

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

Those who answered seatbelt have a clear mind. The rest, hmm...