"Honey, I don't know, just wait until your father gets home."
"Because I said so, that's why."
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
"You're just like your father!"
Wisdom of Age
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about!"
"You should be thankful, because you have the most wonderful parents in the world!"