A woman was walking past a pet shop when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!"
The woman was embarrassed, but she continued on her way.
On the way back, she passed by the same pet shop and again the parrot said, "Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!"
She was very angry now, so she went into the shop and told the shop manager that she would sue the shop and kill the bird. The shop manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot wouldn't say it again.
The next day, she deliberately passed by the pet shop, and the parrot said, "Hey, lady!"