Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Oh come on!


Owing to health reasons, George had to move to a rural town.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was an old man, but looked strong and healthy.

"Say, is this really a good place?" George asked.

"It sure is," replied the neighbor. " When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said George, "how long have you been here?"

The neighbor answered, "I was born here."


The Pope and one of the cardinals were doing crossword puzzles.

The Pope asked, "Say, can you think of a four-letter word which has something to do with women, and it ends 'U-N-T'?"

The cardinal thought for a moment before he replied, "Yes, that would be 'AUNT'."

The Pope laughed, and said, "Yes! Of course! Ha ha ha... got an eraser?"


A man went to the hospital for a circumcision. The operation failed.

The surgeon told him, "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis."

"What the hell!?" gasped the man. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?"

"Don't worry, you will," replied the surgeon. "Just not yours."