Friday, April 15, 2011

Survey

1

Years ago, a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations. The question was : 
'What is your opinion on the food shortage in the rest of the world?'

The survey was a huge failure.

Why?

Because in Africa, they did not know what 'food' meant. In western Europe, they did not know what 'shortage' meant. In eastern Europe, they did not know what 'opinion' meant. And in the USA, they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant.


2

A woman who participated in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. 
She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."


3

Honestly, what type of woman's legs do you prefer?

Anyhow, a recent survey shows that:

10% of men say that they like fat legs;

and 20% of them say that they like skinny legs.

The rest say that they like something in between.