Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Mommy, Mommy...

Mommy, Mommy... Daddy's running down the street!
Shut up and step on the gas!

Mommy, Mommy... I don't wanna visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy... I hate Daddy's guts.
Shut up and keep eating.

Mommy, Mommy... why is everybody running?
Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy... What's an orgasm?
I don't know dear, ask your father.

Mommy, Mommy... What's a lesbian?
Go ask your father, she'll know.