Thursday, April 14, 2011



One morning at the conference table, the Executive Director pointed at a newspaper in front of him and said, "This man, one of the managers in this company, called in sick yesterday, but look at the picture here, he actually went for a local golf tournament and had won it with an excellent score!"

"What!?" shouted the Chairman, "Think of what kind of score he could have had if he hadn't been sick!"


Two men were talking.

"So, where's your son now?" asked one of the men.

"He's now at medical school. Good for him." replied the other.

"Great! What's he studying?" asked the first man.

"Oh, he's not studying. They're studying him."


A man was late to take his 9-year-old son to school. In order to shorten the journey, he made an illegal U-turn at a junction.

He laughed, then said to his son, "Wow! I think I just made an illegal turn! Ha!"

"It should be okay, Dad," said his son, "the police car right behind us did the same thing."