Two men are talking. The first says, "I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes."
"Amazing," says the second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons."
A divorced man and a divorced woman met at a party, they fell in love and got married.
A few years later, the wife rushed over to her husband and exclaimed, "Do something! My children and your children are beating our children!"