A man couldn't take another minute with his blind date, so he secretly arranged to have a friend call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
After he hung up the phone, he returned to the girl, lowered his eyes, put on a sad expression and said, "I have to leave now. My grandfather just died."
"Thanks," his date replied, "if yours hadn't, mine would have to!"
A lady was complaining bitterly to her roommate about last night's blind date.
"Not only did he lie to me about the size of his yacht," she said, "but he made me do the rowing."