Two men were chatting at the bar. One of them glanced at his drink and got a curious look on his face, then he asked, "Hey Jack, have you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it?"
His friend replied, "Yep. I've been married to one for 15 years."
After their honeymoon night, the wife says to the husband, "You know what, you're really a lousy lover!"
The husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
Snow White was crying, the seven dwarfs asked her, "What's the matter? You look sad."
She nodded and replied, "Yes, I'm very sad."
The dwarfs asked, "Why? Why?"
"Oh please!" she yelled, "I want 7 inches 1 time, not 1 inch 7 times..."