A woman had two little boys, they were very naughty.
Their mother heard that a clergyman in town was good in educating children, so she sent her boys to him.
The clergyman stared at the two naughty boys for a few seconds before he asked, "Tell me, young men, do you believe in God?"
One of them replied, "No... oh yes, I mean yes!"
The clergyman sighed, "Tell me, where is God?"
"Don't hesitate, answer me!" The clergyman raised his voice.
One of the boys turned to another and whispered, "I can't believe it! God is missing and they think we did it!"
Jim was very upset, because his wife was having an affair.
"What are you gonna do?" asked his friend.
"Nothing," replied Jim, "until I catch her with a smaller guy!"