Friday, October 15, 2010

Oh come on!


A man decides to join the circus. 

He shows up to demonstrate his skills to the impresario.

He climbs a tall tower, and jumps off. He flaps his arms wildly, and finally his fall slows down.

He soars forward, flies upward, turns and then swoops. 

Finally he stops in the air and gently lowers himself to the ground.

The impresario says, "Is that all you've got? Bird imitations?"


At Sunday school, a teacher asked a boy, "Marvin, who broke down the walls of Jericho?"

Little Marvin replied, "I don't know, but it sure wasn't me!"

The teacher, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible knowledge, went to the senior minister and related the whole incident.

The pastor said, "Look, Mrs. Henderson, I know Marvin and his family very well. I believe him!"