During the sexual intercourse, suddenly he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."
"What!!" she exclaims, "To where!? Why didn't you tell me earlier!?"
"Nowhere," he says, "turn over."
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
They just had a great sex, and then she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
He enjoyed it very much, then he turned to her and asked, "Darling, why do you love doing that?"
She replied, "Well, because I really miss mine."
A man walked into a bar and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"
But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once but I didn't like it."
The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."
The bartender said, "Your only son, I guess."