A married man bumped into an attractive lady at a party.
As they danced, he said, "Look sweetheart, I'm really attracted to you. But I don't have much time, I have to be home in the morning. So I'd sure like to speed things up between us."
She replied, "I know, I'm dancing as fast as I can!"
A guy was hopelessly looking at a pile of bills, and suddenly he yelled, "I'd give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!"
"You're on," said his mother. "Now, where's the thousand?"
The guy replied, "That's your first worry."
A man asked the receptionist at a seaside hotel for direction.
"Oh, that's easy! It's only a stone's throw from the beach," she replied.
"But how will I recognize it?"
"Oh, that's easy! It's the one with all the broken windows."