Saturday, April 24, 2010

A wise man once said...

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

A camel can work two weeks without drinking. A diplomat can drink two weeks without working.

The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.