A CEO asks one of her managers, "What are you doing here?"
"Executing your command, Mrs. Henderson."
"But I haven't told you anything."
"So I do nothing."
A 7-year-old boy asks his dad, "Daddy, where did I come from?"
"Well son, it's a blessing! You were brought by a stork."
"That's weird, you have such a pretty wife, but still... you wanted to have sex with a stork."
"Darling, when we get married," said an elegant woman, "I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
"Oh Darling," replied a grateful man, "you're so wonderful! But no worries, I don't have worries or troubles."
"Well," said the woman, "that's because we aren't married yet."