Thursday, December 3, 2009

Logically speaking...

1

A CEO asks one of her managers, "What are you doing here?"

"Executing your command, Mrs. Henderson."

"But I haven't told you anything."

"So I do nothing."


2

A 7-year-old boy asks his dad, "Daddy, where did I come from?"

"Well son, it's a blessing! You were brought by a stork."

"That's weird, you have such a pretty wife, but still... you wanted to have sex with a stork."


3

"Darling, when we get married," said an elegant woman, "I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

"Oh Darling," replied a grateful man, "you're so wonderful! But no worries, I don't have worries or troubles."

"Well," said the woman, "that's because we aren't married yet."