Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Things get ugly

1

A man went to see his doctor.

The doctor said to him, "I have good news and bad news, which one do you want first?"

The man replied, "Hmm, bad news first."

The doctor said, "Look, your wife has syphilis."

"Oh hell! And the good news?"

"Well, she didn't get it from you."


2

A boy came home and told his mother, "Mom, our driver was kissing our maid..."

His mother replied, "Okay, I'll look into it."

The boy burst into laughter, then said, "April fool! That man wasn't the driver, he was Dad."


3

Good
Your daughter has got a new job.

Bad
As a prostitute.

Ugly
Your co-workers are her best clients.

Very Ugly
She makes more money than you.