A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked as hard as he could, but he could only chop down two or three trees in a day.
His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybe his chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was working fine.
The lumberjack looked incredibly startled and asked,
"What's that noise?"
An early morning of New Year’s Eve, the phone at the post office rang constantly with people asking the postal clerk if there would be mail delivery that day.
To put a stop to the interruptions, the clerk had the local radio station announced that there would be mail delivery.
She had a peace of mind for a few moments after that, until the phone interrupted.
"I just heard on the radio that there will be mail delivery today," the voice on the other end said, "Is that true?"
A confused young man said to a doctor, "Doc, a friend of mine suspects that he is infected with a venereal disease. What should he do in such a case?"
"Okay," the doctor said, "take off your pants and show me your friend."